He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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