I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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