Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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