i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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