i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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