After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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