I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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