I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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