The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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