I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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