Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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