Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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