so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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