hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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