just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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