I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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