Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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