I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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