if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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