seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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