there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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