bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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