I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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