i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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