Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Just high enough for therapy.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
