The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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