my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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