Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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