She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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