Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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