Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
His hands were made for my vagina.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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