Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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