i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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