The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You should frame my arrest warrant.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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