just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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