All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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