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(904): View more from Florida

How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I forgot how hot balto sounded

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(812): View more from Indiana

Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction

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(703): View more from Virginia

Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?

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(804): View more from Virginia

First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.

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(478): View more from Georgia

It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.

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