I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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