I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
