he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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