I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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