The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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