How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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