Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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