they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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