So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
don't judge my taste in strippers
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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