I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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