he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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