Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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