Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
how drunk are you?
Several
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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