After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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