Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
