Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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