Plan B is the new Plan A
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
