My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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