So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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