they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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