It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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